Denon AKDL1 Dedicated Link Cable
May cause a Mobius loop in your home theater, June 17, 2008
Sure the music sounds awesome through these cables but due to an extremely low common mode rejection ration, my neighbors fluorescent lights set up a standing wave in my rack that opened a mobius loop in my basement. In short… I love the transparency they have added to my system but could live without the unwanted sleastacks that crawled through the time/space rip. Thanks Denon! See you in hell.
Disturbingly Incredible, June 16, 2008
I had my doubts when I decided to lay out the big bucks for a “cable.” Little did I know, or frankly truly appreciate, the goodness that it would bring to not only my entertainment mecca, but my life in general. Ever since I brought this “little bit o’ cable sunshine” into my house, my life has just taken off. Everything sounds and just feels better because of what I’m referring to as the “cable goodness spillover” effect. You name it, it sounds better. Garage door opener, dishwasher, washing machine. It doesn’t matter. I’ve also noticed that women are really looking at me a lot. I mean a lot. You can just see the lust in their eyes!! It makes me feel so good, yet so dirty. Thank you Denon for changing my life for the better. Anxiously awaiting the arrival of the $1000 and higher cables to get to the next level of existence.
Amazing cable! Sexually pleasing!!!, June 15, 2008
I was going to tell everyone what great quality this cable is, but honestly, I never got around to plugging it in. Since getting it, I just can’t stop rubbing it all over my hot sweaty body while touching myself. Oh well, it’s $500 well spent. Much better than those Real Dolls!
This cable is $4.99 at most Computer Stores, June 13, 2008
Just walk in any computer store and say, “I need a 5 foot Cat5 cable,” and you’ll get a cable with the exact same “digital quality” for $5. If you want to mix it up a bit, you can try, “I need a 5 foot cat6 cable.” Now you might have to pay between $1 and $10 more for such a “limited edition” cat6 cable, but you will get the same “digital quality”.
And to those who were being sarcastic by giving it a higher rating: For every one of you who rates it as a “5 star,” it takes 5 people rating it as a “1 star” to get it back down to 1 star more than it deserves.
Do not use in inter-dimensional transport devices!, June 17, 2008
Like a fool, I bought these cables on a whim because of the low price. However, I got what I paid for when I installed them in my TARDIS. Before long it shorted out my chameleon circuit and Amazon refuses to pay for repairs! I guess it’ll be stuck looking like a 1963 police call box until I can somehow get enough money for a replacement.
I can see the future and/or GOD!, June 16, 2008
Wow! I was wondering how my normal copper wires with less impedance, and less resistance could match this copper set.
So I shelled over the 1/2 grand and found out that I can SEE GOD when I play things now.. In addition I see the future and now know the stock market BEFORE it happens!
Thanks Denon, I guess I was a failure as an engineer to believe that normal copper wire I can pay .55$ a foot for was somehow better.
I bow before your superior cables!
Looking for Freedom Has Never Sounded Better, June 15, 2008
I was drinking a hot cup of Hoffee when this cable finally came in the mail. It is so revolutionary, the when the mailman pressed the doorbell, it shattered all the windows in my home, similar to the sonic boom created by the Olson twins’ bizjet flying Lance Armstrong to New York. I delicately placed the sanctified spaghetti string between my 1995 IBM Aptiva Pentium w/MMX technology (makes the media player visualizer so much more intense) computer and my 2.5 watt 7.2 Klipsch speaker setup wired around the doghouse. I have never heard sleep-depriving white noise played so accurately, or with such attitude, continuously. It’s almost as if pieces of the ethereal Ethernet cable are being pumped through the speaker cones, as if Klipsch and Denon secretly collaborated to design a speaker/cable setup that actually throws gold particles at my eardrums, and those of my beloved but sleep-deprived puppies. I am almost 100% sure this cable was used in David Hasselhoff’s Looking for Freedom concert atop the Berlin Wall, the very same show that ended communism in Europe. While listening to the Hoffenschosh’s albums, I noted that Hot Shot City is particulary good.
One star is one too many for this insane pricetag., June 14, 2008
Digital cables made up of unshielded twisted pairs (better known as UTP) are designed to cancel their own interference WITHOUT NEEDING SHIELDING of any kind. This is by design, to save on manufacturing costs and increase potential throughput. In other words, with this type of cable, it’s all about practicality and cheapness of manufacturing cost. This product is a textbook example of a snake-oil product. If you feel inclined to buy one, please also consider buying a certain bridge I have for sale in the Brooklyn region.
