Denon AKDL1 Dedicated Link Cable
This cable makes you more attractive to women., June 15, 2008
There’s a lot of negative reviews of this cable. I say, why? It’s clearly worth the money.
I sense you’re skeptical.
Here’s proof: Just 1 minute after pressing the button to order this, I had 7 phone calls from insanely hot women, and got 7 dates out of it. Coincidence? I think not.
I have a hot date for the next week, every night, and you don’t. Why aren’t you buying this cable?!
additional use, June 14, 2008
You people are crazy. Listen to your ears (they are the things under your hair). I was going to buy the monster cable rca cables for my quadrophonic speaker setup & 8-track deck – until I saw these. For significantly less than I was willing to spend, I gained four twisted pairs of this high-intensity wire. So I stripped the cat5 connector off, and soldered on regular rca plugs. Yes! Air Supply has rarely sounded so sweet! Sure, it seems a little dumb for network cable, but do what I did – it’s super thrifty and cheap! The ladies will never notice the difference, I promise. The only thing I might do to make it even better in the future: when I hooked it up to an o-scope, the signal made all these sine-wave looking things – I think I might set up some kind of circuit to cut this down to a straight horizontal line, and truly experience the ultimate sonic bliss that is unadultured DC power!
For performance art, June 17, 2008
Thankfully it’s long enough to make a noose & hang myself from the coolant pipes in the IT dept.
I slso plan on surprise strangling my boss w/ it prior to benchmark it’s tensile strength.
A most excellent product in any time!, June 17, 2008
Bill S. Preston, esquire, my most excellent colleague, talked me (I’m Ted) into purchasing this most heinous cable. After removing it from the totally awesome packaging Wyld Stallions could now play their guitars with a most excellent and clear sound where before we were sounding most non-triumphant. Wait! This isn’t one of those bogus Sony cables but a true Denon, dude. Our esteemed friend and most excellent guitarist, Rufus, can hook you up if you just ask. And the Babes – they LOVE this amazing piece of electronic ingeniusment! Don’t be a bogus dude, Dude! Order one of these last week so you won’t be sorry today! Hey, we can totally do that in our time machine! Party on techno dudes!
Wormholes….2!!, June 18, 2008
Let me just say that just like everyone else, I also had problems with slipstreams opening where I didn’t want them to open. I too was in my basement when one opened up and sucked my cat in. A few minutes later my cat appeared in the washing machine(which was on) and died. I also had problems with the feature in which people appear nude. I don’t like seeing Burt Reynolds nude in the original Longest Yard. And as I went to pick up my A1 steak sauce instead of seeing Jesus normal, I saw him nude….This cable is not for children or people who own animals….Dodge this cable.
Savior or Pure Evil?, June 17, 2008
This cord has post-dated any existing technology and soon this will be the cord that humans use to tilt the rotation of the earth back into its appropriate alignment after the government “accidentally” blows up the moon, which ironically was also caused by this cord. So take head when buying this cord it can be used for good or evil. also on a side note its a pretty average cord.
1.5 meters, June 16, 2008
I bought this cable to connect my cable modem to my router. The cable that came with my cable modem worked, but it was too long and this cable is just the right size.
I recommend this cable to other cable modem owners whose cables are too long for their liking. Thanks to this cable, I am now able to think about other matters than the length of my cable while I’m sitting at my dining table.
Shameful waste of money in a world gone crazy!, June 16, 2008
In today’s topsy-turvy world, I imagine there are worthier things to spend $499 on than a cable. Stop, take a deep breath, and think about it for a moment…
Craig Duckett
Seattle, WA
